Dilemma

Case Number 1: Mixed Breed

Profile: He is half Pakistani and half Filipino (making him a Pakino or Filipistani). He has dark brooding eyes, slim body, and a very sexy bedroom voice. His message is the first thing that wakes you up in the morning and the last one you read before you sleep. He finds you very hot even if you feel like crap. He makes you feel very special. He puts you on a pedestal and regards you very highly. In summary, in his eyes, you are a goddess.

Pros:

You have an automatic lap dog that licks your face when you’re down.

You have your own fan, and you know that a fan will do anything for his idol.

He enjoys simple things like staying at home and watch TV or DVD, and/or canoodling.

Cons:

He is only 20 years old and you on the other hand are, well NOT 20 years old.

Since you are way too older, you feel like you are a molester or a pedophile.

Since he is just a student, you pay for all of your dates, if ever you chose to go out.

He has the sexual appetite of a 20 year old, because he IS 20 years old, and you feel all the years of your age.

Case Number 2: Mr. Architect

Profile: He is tall, intelligent, witty, and surprise surprise, a gentleman. He loves to regularly watch movies with you every Friday. He loves to sneak his hands to envelope yours, making you very giddy like a high school slut. He likes to hear about you all the time, in fact when you don’t text he will always make it a point to send you one before he goes to sleep. But you have been going out with him for almost 2 months already but you never made to 1st base yet. Basing it on your historical data, you normally go to 3rd base on the 3rd date! At first you felt that he may be repulsed by you or your body, but on second thought probably not, since he regularly takes time and effort to meet you regularly (and he lives very far).

Pros:

He is a very welcoming change from the losers that you used to date.

He is an architect (not a surgeon, but it is a far cry from the plethora of call center agents that you used to go out with).

He is very witty and you enjoy a lot of interesting conversations every single date that you share with him.

On dates, you go dutch, or sometimes, he pays for it.

You share the same wavelength with him.

Cons:

You berate yourself witless as to why he hasn’t still kissed you even on your freaking cheek after more than 10 dates already.

Obviously he is a mama’s boy.

Obviously his family comes first. Although, there is no problem with this but since you are one big diva, you should come first before anybody else.

When you start asking him about your status, he smiles then unabashedly changes the topic.

You have never been this confused your entire life.

Case Number 3: Mr. Perfect

Profile: He is tall, very sexy, very hot, very generous, well endowed, intelligent, smart and witty. He obviously loves you very much but not in a stealthy stalker way. Even if you have the body of a hippo, he cherishes and loves every part of you. He is even aroused by your scent alone. He takes you to places in a whim and enjoys romantic dates simple and elaborate. He loves to surprise you every day. He loves to spoil you to death. He learns to like all the things that you love even if he obviously has no inkling to it whatsoever, case in point, shopping and knitting.

Pros:

When God planned for the perfect man for you, he is basically express delivered right to your doorstep.

Cons:

He is a pigment of your imagination.